Tuesday, October 28, 2014

The Cardiologist and the Mechanic?

A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his garage. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,

"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?".

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Honda. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,

"So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.
"So how is it that I make about £24,000 a year and you probably make over £200,000, when you
and I are doing basically the same work?

The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic,
"Try doing it with the engine running."

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