I was cruising down Whittier Blvd In L.A. And drinking and driving with some Modelos like a real Machista Mexicano does bumping Some Noel Torres
When I saw this Fine Mexican girl in a Honda civic pull aside with a pinche moyo in the passanger and they were making out.
I became FURIOUS. I told them "hey can you 2 pull over I need directions". Then they pulled over the mayate got out of the car & using my skills en Boxeo I landed a 16 Punch Juan Manuel Marquez combination and knocked the mayate out.
I then did a 619 on him. His girlfriend was screaming at me, so I gave her a DDT then a People's elbow.
I hear the pinche policia so I hopped back in my Suburban and sped off bumping Corridos.
Added (1). Post foo damn.
Added (2). post Mexican futbol
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